It is 4:45, I am tired, cold, and sore. It is raining outside, and Bret Favre is a large basket of pickled dicks! Not to mention I have an intense case of heartburn.
So, just 20 minutes ago. While I was taking a shower, I got shampoo in my eyes, and just like any other morning, I had to take my shower blind. So while I hang out in the shower not being able to see anything, I use my hands to find the soap, and my shark lufa and get the job done. Of course after that I would tell myself “Hey you know what? I Think I could handle being blind. At least during the mornings.” Feeling good about my little confidence boost, I used my sense of touch and find my tooth brush and paste.
I hold the tooth bush.
I squeeze the tooth paste.
I completely miss.