Wednesday, September 8, 2010

I Am The Tight Rope Between Sanity and Madness, And You Are Slipping!

Shall we chalk today up as a success?  I will say yes. 

I dont know words that will describe to you exactly how tired I am,  This is a good thing.   Not a lot to report right now,  later

One day later, 

Wanna know what I did today? I helped somebody spell 'Velociraptor' ... Ironically  mister squiggly read line under Velociraptor (<again)
tells me that it is spelled wrong, But Senior Google tells me that it is spelled perfectly fine  so I shall continue...

That last sentience just confused the hell out of me, and it probably absolutely made no sense to you at all.

Thats ok though,

Everybody needs a little bit of obscurity and confusion to help keep them from going absolutely freaking nuts.

*Proof reading again...*

Ok, actually, I think you can grasp the content,

I feel completely riddled with fatigue, and my bones....  My bones are fine actually, I don't have anything.

Love Keevy

Monday, September 6, 2010

The time it takes me to get from over there, to somewhere else.

Tomorrow is the first day of stars, and for some, the the first day of everything extraordainary.  It feel like it would be something completely out of my Charactor for me to start going crazy about how excited I am. 

Honestly, I am pretty excited, but I'm more excited about a good steady 40 hours I hope to be getting. 

I have also realized that my last post made absolutely no fucking sense what so ever, and for that I will never offer and apology. Although, I will grant you my empathy, because we both know that you missed out on something completey profound. 

Love Keevy

Twelve Monkeys

So  work has finally started back up, and I am welcoming the stable routine with open arms.  and with any luck I might en

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Colomns and Rows!

A real man would be in bed sleeping, instead I made a spreadsheet!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Fuck Sleeping.

Every time I see Zooey Deschanel, I get really annoyed. I don't think I like her.

And Jesse K looks like Paul Dano, and in less then 5 minutes, I'm going to search google images for this man, and I'm going to show it to Jesse K Via Facebook.


Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Sad Awakings of a Third Grader.

When I was in 3rd grade, I came to a very drastic and life altering discovery...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet song  is the same fucking thing!

I know right?
My whole fucking world was turned inside out. I felt that I had just chipped the iceberg of one of the biggest and best kept secrets of the fucking world.

What would you do?

I raised my hand and prayed to god that Mrs Henke, my grade teacher would call on me.  I  was for sure that if any one would take me seriously it would be her.

Mrs Henke - "Yes, Jason?"
Me - "OMFG! Mrs Henke! Did your realize that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and The alphabet song were played to the same music?"
Mrs Henke - "..."  *rolled eyes* "That's great, Jason. Know please go back to your homework"

What?  I couldn't believe what she had just said.  I had just explained to her what might have been the gateway to a new world of fresh beginnings.  But instead she dismissed me and sent me back to her fucking multiplication work sheets.

Some people just don't want to be shown the gruesome truth.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Law and Order: Criminal Intent Opening (Season 8: NW)

The Chronicals of a Bored Man Staying at His Dads

I have to get this down before I forget.  I am now watching Law and Order Ci With Jeff Goldbloom and the opening theme is intense. I will make sure to elaborate more on this later. I miss television, I  would like to pretend that I'm one of those douche bags that act like they are to good for for television.  But the truth is tv helped raise me, Not to the extent of Jim Carry in  the Cable Guy, but Nonetheless it has always been on. 

I miss Jamie Lee Curtis suggesting yogurt  to help me shit more often.

Im refering the activia commercials,


One hour of justice later...

Thank god for a second episode  of LAO:CI¹ and  the theme that might have
been composed by God himself. It seems that he may have had a
converstation with Dick Wolf. Talked some shit out, busted out the
sunburst strat, and just jammed out the most bad ass version of Law and
Order music ever.

dun da dun dun  dun daaaaaaa!!!³

Day 2.
I am sitting on my old mattress on the living room floor watching more tv. Laundry is in the wash,  and Im doing pretty good.

God bless

almost 2 hours later.

Im still on the mattress,  Everybody Loves Ramon  is on, and with any luck, another episode will be on next...
wait for it.....


God fucking bless you, Ray Ramono!

I don't know who decided that hot chick from the progressive commercials is named Flo.  I don't remember  ever hearing that name before.  I will accept though.
Laundry's done

¹Law and Order: Criminal Intent

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Just Wasting Some Time.

Whats going on today? Im just sitting here, enjoying my bad self.

It always feels I have a certain  mental hump I always have to get over before I start to do something I enjoy doing. Its weird.

that was written like 3 days ago, and thanks to my handy little firefox add-on. It saved everything for me.

Well, it has come down to the last week of work for me until I'm off for summer, I believe it is time to break down and find a new job. I have had over 3 years to buck up of get friendly with my work situation;  and with no avail, things are still terrible.

Is that where a semi colon goes?

Anyway, My room is clean, It is down right dispicable how cluttered my room gets. It seems if I forget to fold clothes just one single, solitary, time, its as if a fireball destroyed my room with out any fiery mercy

Wednesday, June 23, 2010


There is nothing like going back to my old DevaintArt page and seeing all the scary stuff I produced.  It all shall be gone soon.

That is all.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Current Laundry Status...

There is a pile of clean clothes on my bed currently acquiring wrinkles, because I haven't folded them yet.

I also have clothes in the dryer.

They probably wont get folded either.

My Day At Work

So, I was at work today and was put under strict instruction to, "help" clean the grill, which ultimately meant scrub the dirty ass grill walls by myself and be forgotten about. :(
About 15 minutes into it, my pseudo-boss, Laura waltses in and says, "WOW! That's so exciting!"

She was not being sarcastic.

At that point I had a lot of emotions swimming in my head, most of which would have resulted in the termination of my position as a lunch lady.  So I bit my lip and ignored her.

I used to be able to smile and bust out my signature fake laugh and avoid the awkwardness, but today, I just didn't have it in me.

I cleaned the shit out of that wall though!

I hate my job. *sad face*


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

My House Is Freezing!!1

Have you ever lived inside an evil ice queen’s ice castle that was heated with dry ice and cool mint gum? 

That is what I am experiencing at this exact point in time, and it is quite nice. Thank god for  central air conditioning!

Monday, April 5, 2010

I Have a Bug Zapper, And Her Name Is Charlene!

It is a shame that I have this awesome little blog account but never do  anything with it…


Jesse K is here.

It has been 75 days since I have last posted, and that isn’t necessarily good. It has also been about a month since I have posted on CA which I do find pretty upsetting.

I find it is nearly impossible to keep myself motivated to do more then one thing at a time. and for any extended  period of time.

But that is depressing. 

Who wants to hang with Me and Charlene?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Im Jonesin’

This is maybe my  8th or 9th attempt of quitting the disgusting habit of smoking, and let me make a promise before you and god!

This is my final attempt!

If I fail. I wont try again.

ok. Im going to go rip paper until I fall asleep.

Lets Fucking Do This!

Bridgman studies a-go go

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Hats Off!

I have exactly six minutes. and 2 months worth of nothing to talk about.  ok cool. later